The Day My Dignity Was Swept Away

It was a mediocre and bearable day. I had sprinkled and smeared tiny fibers on my head to camouflage the humiliation. As I sedately wandered down the avenue I virtually blended in with the common folks. All of a sudden a fierce breeze hit me hard. My cover was blown away. A barren field of desolation was all left. Dear Lord, what treacherous move did you just pull on me? People noticed me as I stood there bare naked. I panicked and impulsively decided to flee away as rapid as possible. I thought I was gonna be okay but then some men in black suits tracked me down. They abducted me. Shortly thereafter I was transported to a goverment concentration camp for miscellaneous Incels. I was to be recycled for experimentation. They sprayed my skull with some sticky elixir from a flask branded Minoxidil. This was probably the animal testing phase where I was the subject. It seems that these chemists where benevolent, chunks of my abolished humanity started to gradually restore. Unfortunately the progress wasn't worth the effort. I was thus banished back to my cellar.