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The Cut Price Wedding

Angus and Morag decided to get married Twenty years together – too long they had dallied So off to the registry office they did go To book the wedding and get on with the show Angus being a canny Scots man Said lets get this done as cheaply as we can If we limit the numbers there will be a reduction Oh Angus please learn the art of seduction He paid for 6 people at a reduced fee Angus rubbed his hands with glee Just Angus the groom and Morag the bride Would stand together side by side They wore nothing special on their special day Angus did not want fuss it is cheaper way Ailsa and Isla their two teenage daughters Hamish and Jeanie their other supporters The wedding breakfast was held at Maccy D’s Six Big Macs and fries, 2 cokes and four teas Hamish was happy to pay for this meal He’d got a voucher for a 2 for 1 deal I felt really sorry for Morag that special day Hamish hadn’t always been this way When they met Hamish swept her off her feet But now he’s got control of the monthly balance sheet I haven’t stopped smiling since I read this great news No better daughter in law his parents could choose His mother didn’t have to buy a new hat I know she will have been pleased about that Jan Allison 1st April 2014 Submitted to Any Poem Goes # 17 Free Poetry Contest Sponsored by Poet Destroyer A

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Debbie Guzzi

Date: 4/16/2014 7:42:00 PM

Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

Kelly Deschler

Date: 4/16/2014 2:43:00 PM

The humor in your poetry is a refreshing change. I enjoy your writes very much, Jan! Well done! Congratulations on your win, as well!...Thank you for the kind congrats on my poem. :)

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 4/16/2014 9:47:00 AM

Happy to see you on the winner's list. Congrats, jan

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/16/2014 2:16:00 AM

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Darren Watson

Date: 4/7/2014 10:19:00 AM

I would avoid going to Scotland for a little While Jan , Or you might find a few chaps lining up to flash what Scots really keep under their kilts if they read this , lol Loved the poem .

Jan Allison
Date: 4/7/2014 5:34:00 PM

LOL - we still have £1 notes here - will send you one to spend lol Hugs Jan x

Darren Watson
Date: 4/7/2014 11:05:00 AM

Now I know you are losing it , lol , I once heard of a Yorkie spending a whole pound , I was getting a right sweat on until I realised it was a wind up .

Jan Allison
Date: 4/7/2014 11:00:00 AM

The IOM Government has just re-established air links to Scotland from 31st March - hee hee hee but the poem was originally written about a Yorkshire couple and I don't want to get into SERIOUS grief when I next go to England. Hugs Jan x

Scott Thirtyseven

Date: 4/4/2014 5:56:00 AM

A fun poem, well penned.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/4/2014 6:55:00 AM

Thanks for dropping by Scott. Jan xxx

Jack Ellison

Date: 4/2/2014 11:21:00 AM

Totally love your humour my dear sis! It's you and me Miss Jan... the Dynamic Duo of SILLINESS! So proud to have you as a friend! Love ya a whole big bunch... huggeroonies XOXOXOX

Jan Allison
Date: 4/2/2014 11:26:00 AM

Got to laugh dear brother Jack. Thanks for the lovely comment as ever Jan xxxx

Russell Sivey

Date: 4/2/2014 12:06:00 AM

I can imagine a wedding just like this, my grandparents had just a few people in a SUPERMARKET and got married there! Talk about cheap, there was no honeymoon afterwards, nothing, just a short little wedding! Kind of sad really! But your poem here is totally awesome my friend! Jan, I truly enjoyed reading this fabulous piece this evening! What a grandiose write, Great Work!!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/2/2014 2:31:00 AM

Am sure you can write an awesome poem here Russell with bells on the tills ringing and going wild in the aisles lol - there you go my challenge to you - are you brave enough to take it on lol hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/2/2014 2:29:00 AM

Oh Russell your fantastic comments inspire me and spur me on to write more. Hugs Jan xxxx

Vera Duggan

Date: 4/1/2014 7:55:00 PM

Oh! Jan as Paul said that is so witty, made me chuckle, but what a cheap way to have a wedding, just think of the money you would save, excellent piece Jan keep them coming............Vera..............

Jan Allison
Date: 4/2/2014 2:28:00 AM

Thanks Vera Glad it made you smile. Hugs to you and Peter. Jan xxxx

Paul Callus

Date: 4/1/2014 4:26:00 PM

So very witty Jan. (me got big grin across face). I pity Morag...nothing special on her special day! But I suppose she knew what to expect...after 20 years! // paul

Paul Callus
Date: 4/16/2014 9:12:00 AM

Congrats Jan...another worthy win :) // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 4/1/2014 4:29:00 PM

Was inspired by friend's sons wedding on this write - theirs was a very quiet affair - but not anything like poor Morag and Hamish - wonder if people like Morag and Hamish really do exist Thanks for dropping by i really appreciate your comments. Jan xxx