The Curse: Collaboration

A man with a quiet demeanor was cursed with a miniscule wiener. He tried lotions and pills But not one cured his ills. Now he's a silent nail hole cleaner. BY DALE GREGORY COZART His todger though tiny still worked. When he went for a wee it jerked. He could still have full sex. It was rather complex, but when it was over he smirked. BY JAN ALLISON His wee-wee was indeed very wee to the extent that no one could see. When asked, “Are you a man?” He replied, “Yes, I am. You can follow up stream when I pee.” BY DALE GREGORY COZART Went out for a night with a hooker Blonde but thick and no looker When she saw his todger Said my dog is bigger You're taking me for a sucker BY SEREN ROBERTS A silent curse shrunk his wee to a teeny thing I swear it is no bigger than a lil chicken wing For sex a useless reject Can't tell when its erect We make jokes about his miniature ding a ling BY MARTI Wait a minute please, I won't tell a lie isn't always small, it's big as apple pie the winds were mighty chilly affecting my poor old Willie now you hurt my feelings, think I'm gonna cry BY TIM SMITH Big Bertha said, "It ain't the cubic inches nope, the part for me what clinches is strokes per minute while they's in it not a tool needs movin' with winches." BY LIM'RICK FLATS if you want join in the fun!
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Dietrich Avatar
November 29, 2017 at 2:39 PM
haha, this comes up as your BEST at Soup. Though you are only 1/3 of it, I love YOUR part the best of all!!
Cozart Avatar
November 29, 2017 at 3:07 PM
Thanks, Andrea! It was a lot of fun to be a part of!
Marcum Wong Avatar
July 31, 2017 at 11:34 PM
Congratulations to all of you! I couldn't write a Limerick to save myself. Bravo! : )
Downing  Avatar
July 30, 2017 at 7:30 PM
Congratulations to all of you on your fun limerick POTW :) had me laugh a good one.Lol!
Cozart Avatar
July 30, 2017 at 7:34 PM
Thanks, Akkina!
Andresen Avatar
July 30, 2017 at 3:03 PM
- A pleasure to read everyone :) -Congratulations with P.O.T.W. !!! - // Anne-Lise :)
Cozart Avatar
July 30, 2017 at 7:33 PM
Thanks, AL!
Allison Avatar
July 30, 2017 at 12:27 PM
Many Many congrats on POTW Dale it was such fun to see how your original idea got folks writing and you know me i can't resist a poop poem or two lol-) hugs jan xx
Cozart Avatar
July 30, 2017 at 7:33 PM
Thanks, Jan!
Y. Avatar
July 30, 2017 at 11:40 AM
Hi Dale, Subject matter or not these limericks are hilarious. Congrats on getting the poem of week. It was well deserved:-) Alexis
Cozart Avatar
July 30, 2017 at 11:49 AM
Thanks, Alexis!
Flats Avatar
July 24, 2017 at 3:59 PM
Big Bertha said "It ain't the cubic inches... nope, the part for me what clinches... is strokes per minute... while they's in it... not a tool needs movin' with winches.
Cozart Avatar
July 24, 2017 at 4:24 PM
Thanks, John. Posted.
Smith Avatar
July 24, 2017 at 8:27 AM
Wait a minute please, I won't tell a lie...isn't always small, it's big as apple pie...the winds were mighty chilly...affecting my poor old Willie...now you hurt my feelings, think I'm gonna cry
Cozart Avatar
July 24, 2017 at 4:24 PM
Thanks, Tim. Posted.
Wood Avatar
July 23, 2017 at 6:26 PM
Ah yes, in the true tradition of the limerick! Nice work you two. LOL
Cozart Avatar
July 23, 2017 at 6:29 PM
It's a lot of fun, Dean!!
Allison Avatar
July 23, 2017 at 6:00 PM
ha ha ha I love the follow up poem:-) I hope there are a few more poems added now:-) hugs Jan
Allison Avatar
July 23, 2017 at 5:07 PM
ha ha ha hilarious Dale and of course I am inspired...Tiny todger His todger though tiny still worked/ When he went for a wee it jerked/ He could still have full sex/ It was rather complex/ But when it was over he smirked.:-) hugs Jan xx
Kiser Avatar
July 23, 2017 at 4:45 PM
Sorry, I had to head off to the restroom rather quickly; my sides are splitting. Great Limerick.
Cozart Avatar
July 23, 2017 at 4:48 PM
Thanks, ML!
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