The Coyote

For years, you have been trying to catch that elusive bird. In your cartoons, we have never heard a single word. Warner Brothers decided to give the late Mel Blanc a break. With no dialogue, there were many foolish steps you would take. That Acme Company must have made a fortune off you. You failed at every single attempt you would do. Each fly ball you hit never left the ballpark. With rockets, catapults, and bombs, you kept missing your mark. The lousiest luck hit you in each episode. That roadrunner kept zooming down the desert road. With each failure, you kept coming back the next day. Give it up, coyote. Roadrunners do not taste good anyway.