The Cow

The Cow By the edge of the cliff where the grass is juicy the cow tried to eat it all the last straw you can say alas, it tipped over and fell into the sea and since happened in Dover, it swam to Holland and joined the Dutch cattle. This was a good solution till the cow demanded special privileges such as imported Dover grass, when it didn`t get it will, it swam back. On the way across the channel, it was run over by a Panamanian registered tank-ship. Children had to go to school hungry no sausages or milk for breakfast. The ship, the farmer (not setting up a fence) and the Dutch got the blame, this wouldn`t have happened if we had let, the cow gets its own way.