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The Collector

There was an old man, a collector of sorts
Who made his living off of the dead
Through the obituary page he'd earn his wage
Buying things that others had shed

Though some said his job was just morbid
Preying off of the people who died
It wasn't a natural death that took their last breath
But only those committing suicide

He bought the things that nobody wanted
For most were scared of a haunting or curse
But he didn't care he would always be there
The same day that they emptied the hearse

He was the only buyer at the auction
For everyone else was afraid
He just couldn't wait to steal their estate
And count all the money he made

'Til late one night while sleeping
Awakend by a bump in the night
At the foot of his bed stood a multitude of dead
As his heart stopped beating from fright

The old man had turned up missing
They found claw marks deep in his floor
The people couldn't wait to pilage his estate
For the old man wasn't seen anymore

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 8/8/2010 6:20:00 PM
Wow that's quite an eerie tale, Larry. Great write. Ralph
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Date: 8/7/2010 4:09:00 PM
funny one!! Like I was telling CL--It is hard for an undertaker to muster us a tear at a funeral$$$cha ching!!
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