The Collection and Irrigation of Navel Dander

Depends on what shirt I've been wearing The colour, the texture and pile I may get a mountain or molehill I know either way it smells vile My navel resembles a cauldron A mixture of cottons and fluff And each time I dip in my finger It comes back all covered in stuff And after a dig I can't help but sniff what my digit produced I've tried and I've tried to quit it I give up, this quitting's no use The button I've got on my belly designed for a rummage and pick a haven for my tummy boogies I bet now you're feeling quite sick.
14th September 2011
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Dailey Avatar
December 6, 2011 at 5:30 PM
Love - love - love it!
Merryman Avatar
December 3, 2011 at 1:55 PM
Very entertaining, Jodie. Congrats on your win! Kim
Dietrich Avatar
December 2, 2011 at 9:38 PM
this is awesome zany stuff, Jodie. A big congrats to you.
Brown Avatar
December 2, 2011 at 6:12 AM
Congratulations on your win in Frank's "Zaniest Poetry" contest Jodie. Love, Carol
Williams Avatar
December 2, 2011 at 5:13 AM
sis, congrats on your win, read it again and still feel sick, ha ha ha ..David
Brown Avatar
September 24, 2011 at 6:31 PM
Congrats on your win in Nancy's "Make Me Laugh" contest Jodie. Love, Carol
Kendrick Avatar
September 23, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Anything can become a topic for a poem..Congrats on your win..Sara
Jones Avatar
September 22, 2011 at 6:38 PM
YAY Jodie! OMG, you're a riot, woman! ~N
Onclaud Avatar
September 15, 2011 at 11:37 AM
downright brazen approach on the theme, jodie.. and i must say this was handled very well.. greeat stuff with winning wishes! :) huggs, nette
Brown Avatar
September 15, 2011 at 8:14 AM
Ewwwww oh Jodie I think you have a winner here. Like your take on unmentionables. The best to you in the contest. Love, Carol
Williams Avatar
September 14, 2011 at 12:42 PM
OH sis, your right i do feel sick, but very funny,best of luck..David
Smith Avatar
September 14, 2011 at 12:41 PM
It's better than leaving it in there. You are funny, Jodie.
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