The Change

Something happened that was strange.
My wife decided to have a sex change.
When she said she was going through a change, I thought it was the change of life.
I came home and was greeted by a husband instead of a wife.

I packed his bags and threw him out the door.
I sure as hell wasn't going to be married anymore.
Now I'm remarried and she wants to have a sex change too.
Somebody please help me, I don't know what the hell to do!

(This is a fictional poem.)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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September 14, 2012 at 10:27 AM
It was good that it was only fantasy Randy. Funny and well written! In today's society everything can happen :) :) - I wish you a good weekend. - oxox love Anne-Lise :)
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