The Change

Something happened that was strange. My wife decided to have a sex change. When she said she was going through a change, I thought it was the change of life. I came home and was greeted by a husband instead of a wife. I packed his bags and threw him out the door. I sure as hell wasn't going to be married anymore. Now I'm remarried and she wants to have a sex change too. Somebody please help me, I don't know what the hell to do! (This is a fictional poem.)