The Cat That Never Was

I am a cat what can I do you ask                 
	oh the stories I could tell you  
        like I  can purr, while sipping a flask         
	and I can fart just like Pepe Le Pew             

	oh the stories I could tell you              
	watch how I seal the fridge with a lick          
        and I can fart just like Pepe Le Pew         
	with my big fat paws I am pretty slick               

	watch how I seal the fridge with a lick                 
	I'm part Bobtail part Balinese, not chinese                 
	with my big fat paws I am pretty slick                      
	so far  I'm nameless, so if you please         

	I'm Part Bobtail part Balinese, not Chinese             
	I am impartial to darling but its your task                  
        with my big fat paws I am pretty slick           
	if you put me in the sun, I will bask .      

         May 4, 2020
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Krutsinger Avatar
May 6, 2020 at 5:37 AM
You are a super cat, Cat! "I'm part Bobtail part Balinese, not chinese " - so well written. So much FUN!
Deo Avatar
May 5, 2020 at 8:22 PM
Hi there, Pixie, lovely pantoum. Harry's comment intrigues me, too. I will make an effort, even more now, to practice writing a pantom. Enjoyed ... shalom, shalom. anil
Horsman Avatar
May 5, 2020 at 1:04 AM
Love this Vienna, different and subtle, as for a name? Liberty, or Libby for short...Stay Safe, Dear one...Harry
De Beaulieu Avatar
May 4, 2020 at 2:41 PM
Hello Pixie Dust, I will name you Sunshine. Because you llike to lay in the sunshine. Enjoy your day my friend.
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 4, 2020 at 9:18 AM
Purrrrfect pen! ;), Meow! xomo
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