The Car Won'T Start

Hello Dear! I’m phoning to tell you The car won’t start. What must I do? Don’t ask me such a silly technicality I don’t know if I turned the key. Why can’t you tell me what is wrong Why do you have to go on and on, Asking about trivial details Of possible reasons why the starting fails. The Car won’t start. You should know What I must do To get it to go To come back quickly to you. Say Girls, I think we are in the wrong car There’s my car not far away. It started first time Now that we are in this car of mine. Husbands are no bloody use; If you ask them for help They make every excuse. He should have known why My car won’t start.