The Campus Experience, Post-Covid Report Card
REPORT CARD - FAUCI U.
I. Self-Reporting Section
A. FEELINGS Engendered on a Daily Basis
Offended often
Triggered frequently
Unsafe 24/7
B. TREATMENT at Hands of Faculty
Inequitable constantly
Discriminatory more often than not
Unjust in every way
C. PERCEPTIONS Noted
Police Brutality - Hourly occurrences
Systemic Racism - Baked into the system
Islamophobia - All Caucasians
II. Courses - Grades
A. The Art of Zen off the Coast of Walden Pond A
B. Polish Pride-fests in Japan during WW2 A
C. Music: Playing the Washboard and Flugelhorn A-
D. Lockdowns and Lock-ups (Drs. Fauci and Clinton) B+
E. Composition 101 - The Essay F
F. Remedial Algebra D
G. Ukranian 101 F
H. Photographing Elephant Jokes in Outer Space A+
I. Pronounilization Among Seaweed C+
Class Rank - Top Ten Per Cent
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