The Cake Fiasco


'Twas the night before Christmas and I
Totally forgot to bake a cake, 
If my children came to know, oh my! 
What a noisy ruckus they would make! 

So I went to the kitchen and found
Sugar, eggs, raisins, butter and plum, 
But I scoured and foraged all around, 
No flour I saw, neither any rum;

It was after ten, all shops were closed, 
How did one bake a cake without flour? 
No problem I thought, let's stay composed, 
Then an idea struck at that hour;

Why not make a healthy version cake? 
With wheat flour and jaggery instead, 
No one need know of my late mistake, 
All will be fine and dandy, I said;

So I set about baking a cake, 
A healthy one for my family, 
It was gooey, but with a nice shake, 
Placed it in the oven happily;

When it was done, it had a strange smell, 
I did not mind it, I was weary, 
Off to sleep I went, no one would yell, 
Christmas morning woke up all cheery;

Celebrations enjoyed and gifts shared, 
It was time for a sumptuous lunch, 
And then the dessert I had prepared, 
Every one bit into it and CRUNCH! 

The cake was as hard as a flint stone, 
Its taste bitter as cough medicine, 
It was a lost cause, how we did groan! 
And straight it went into the trash bin;

Now everytime Christmas comes around, 
My children remind me of that cake, 
And to my pride, it's a gaping wound, 
Now we buy Christmas cake, never bake. 




8th December 2022


For Joseph May's "The Night Before 3" contest
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Gasun Avatar
December 26, 2022 at 1:57 AM
It was indeed a very memorable cake that reminds a happy family celebration on the most special season! A well-crafted poem which i loved and enjoyed reading my dear friend, Jo. Congratulations on your win! Thanks for sharing! Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year 2023! hugs
May Avatar
December 24, 2022 at 6:30 AM
Congrats on your win Jo, Very nicely penned, Merry Christmas
Alex Avatar
December 23, 2022 at 9:08 AM
A great cake that makes each one remember the other, especially the baker of the cake. Congratulations!
Trifiatis Avatar
December 9, 2022 at 10:26 AM
A well-written poem that reflects the Christmas atmosphere, however, the spirit of Christmas should remain intact. Good luck, dearest Jo! Merry Christmas!
Andresen Avatar
December 8, 2022 at 12:20 PM
- Don't worry ... (next time it will be perfect :) - I have to admit, Jo … I do the same as you … I buy the Christmas cookies … never bake :) - hugs
Hankins Avatar
December 8, 2022 at 9:23 AM
Jo, I've only baked one cake in my life, a pineapple upside down cake. But, it was a box mix. I wouldn't know how to begin to bake one from scratch. You gave it the old college try, though. Funny!
Buehler Avatar
December 8, 2022 at 9:09 AM
A Christmasy and fun cake story, Jo. When something turns into a fiasco, it sometimes makes for great tales to tell and retell. Best of wishes for the contest. Evelyn
Kendrick Avatar
December 8, 2022 at 4:09 AM
Reads like a good contender for the contest to me. Way to go. I guess it must have been plain whole wheat flour. I hope not a real happening but just about a topic stashed away in your brain somewhere. Thanks for sharing this one and for stopping by my page. Sara
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