The Breakup Blunder
He called his girlfriend one fine day
Happy lines etched across his brow
When she said, "We are breaking up!"
Moving, he said, "How about now?"
She said, "What?, th*t's not w*at I meant!"
"I'm tal*ing about *ou and I!"
He said,"You're right, we're breaking up,"
"Hold on a bit I'll go outside!"
Quickly then, he rushed out the door
Raising the phone up to his ear
He thought, "Oh great we've been cut off!"
Eventually, it would be clear!
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