The beatiful Pinups On My Wall Growing Up Rewrite

When I was growing up I was so struck by the beauties I Saw on TV and in magazines I became obsessed with thinking about them One day I'll have one Maybe two or even more I wasn't too sure I'd lay in bed daydreaming Staring at the pinups I recall just how happy I was I'd just turned 18 It was about time It popped my cherry So I pleaded with my parents How much I needed what I desired so much They eventually agreed Great I thought yipee! The day came when it would happen My parents and a neighbour and dog.came too When we finally got to the place It looked seedy A sexy woman was standing posing at the door Invited us in I was so nervous it was my first time The sexy Lady I'd seen at the door noticed and came over said, in a husky voice Don't be nervous your first time.? Just relax I just nodded my head I looked around Wow! I'd never seen such beauty it was so packed I couldn't make my up mind about which one to choose They all looked so pretty Eventually,I picked a beautiful Black one at the back What a knockout! I carefully held her in my arms and carried her like a fragile doll I was smitten I paid the sexy Lady and we were off She was a bit highly strung But I couldn't wait to play with her and took her home I picked her up again across the freehold It was the perfect marriage We made love together as much as we could I couldn't put her down We made beautiful music together But after a while, I became bored and neglected her And let her stand in the corner I felt so bad I picked her up again My Dream had come true Eventually, we left the bedroom And played together on stage Even on TV with the rest of the band Well, what did you think it was about? Some people have dirty minds.