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The Bawdy Christmas Ball

The Christmas ball saw them all in the raw Snow folk danced naked that everyone saw Snowballs and snowboobies And the snowmens moobies But it ended when they started to thaw. Written 3 December 2019. For Holiday Themed Limerick Contest Syllables Checked At How Many Syllables. Sponsored By Tania Kitchin.

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Robert Allen

Date: 2/6/2020 4:51:00 PM

Love it. Lots of fun, great imagery.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 2/7/2020 3:44:00 AM

Thank you Robert I'm happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 1/6/2020 2:59:00 PM

Oh, dear. Wouldn't want to see them after the thaw! Funny poem, Tom. Keep your limericks coming. I love them. Hugs, carolyn

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/7/2020 3:53:00 AM

Thanks Carolyn, glad you enjoyed it. Tom

M. L. Kiser

Date: 12/20/2019 11:46:00 AM

Oops! That was hilarious! Good luck.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/21/2019 7:17:00 AM

Thanks M. L. Glad you enjoyed it. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/12/2019 7:15:00 PM

was this contest judged yet? I can't remember. I saw this one before and I think it deserves a WIN!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/13/2019 1:31:00 AM

Thank you Andrea, Yes contest judged, it tickled Tanias funny bone and it placed 5th. Tom

Panagiota Romios

Date: 12/12/2019 4:53:00 PM

I love it...Tom. You are more than humorous. You are one the kindest poets here! Panagiota xxx

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/13/2019 1:29:00 AM

Thank you very much Panagiota, glad you enjoyed my humour. Tom

Curtis Moorman

Date: 12/12/2019 6:17:00 AM

Well, Tom, if Cinderella can have a ball, why not snow people? Oh no, my naivete is showing! Merry Christmas, y'all! See you at the Christmas Ball!

Curtis Moorman

Date: 12/12/2019 6:15:00 AM

Well, Tom, if Cinderella can have a ball, why not snow people? Oh no, my naivete is showing! Merry Christmas, y'all! See you at the Christmas Ball!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/12/2019 7:37:00 AM

Haha, thanks Curtis, see you there, have a great Christmas. Tom.

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/7/2019 6:58:00 PM

Crikey Tom ... some very hardy party goers in your limerick. The thought of turning blue makes me shiver - thanks Tom - Lindsay

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/9/2019 4:03:00 AM

Haha, no fear of you shivering, enjoy your summer, just going out to deice the car lol. Tom

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 12/7/2019 2:32:00 PM

Lot's of naughty influence on soup me thinks - a really fun poem! Congratulations Tom. Blessings, Jennifer.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/9/2019 4:02:00 AM

Thanks Jennifer, it's others on here leading me bad ways lol. Tom

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/6/2019 8:52:00 PM

Snow funny!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/7/2019 5:17:00 AM

Haha thanks Kim.

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/6/2019 12:12:00 PM

'Snowballs and snowboobies,' eh?! HILAROUS, my friend! You really do take the proverbial cake, Tom! Season's best! ~ Gershon

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/6/2019 4:32:00 PM

Haha, not sure where I got the inspiration for this one. Seasons best to you too. Gershon. Tom

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 12/5/2019 6:09:00 AM

Snowboobies! Love this so much Tom!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/5/2019 6:45:00 AM

Thanks Caren, glad you enjoyed it. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/4/2019 6:55:00 PM

I like your naughty limerick! Congrats, Tom

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/5/2019 2:30:00 AM

Thanks Andrea, was careful not to cross the line lol. Tom

Na Na

Date: 12/3/2019 8:51:00 PM

Congrats on your winning poem Tom

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/4/2019 2:20:00 AM

Thanks very much Gregory. Tom

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/3/2019 8:30:00 PM

Tom, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute and funny limerick!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/4/2019 2:20:00 AM

Thanks very much Tania, and for my placement also for hosting, there were some real howlers' on the list. You bring out the best or the worst in us lol. Tom