Tom Cunningham Poet Limerick

The Bawdy Christmas Ball

The Christmas ball saw them all in the raw
Snow folk danced naked that everyone saw 
Snowballs and snowboobies
And the snowmens moobies
But it ended when they started to thaw.

Written 3 December 2019.

For Holiday Themed Limerick Contest

Syllables Checked At How Many Syllables.

Sponsored By Tania Kitchin.

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Robert Allen February 6, 2020 at 4:51 PM Love it. Lots of fun, great imagery. Tom Cunningham February 7, 2020 at 3:44 AM Thank you Robert I'm happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Carolyn Devonshire January 6, 2020 at 2:59 PM Oh, dear. Wouldn't want to see them after the thaw! Funny poem, Tom. Keep your limericks coming. I love them. Hugs, carolyn Tom Cunningham January 7, 2020 at 3:53 AM Thanks Carolyn, glad you enjoyed it. Tom

M. L. Kiser December 20, 2019 at 11:46 AM Oops! That was hilarious! Good luck. Tom Cunningham December 21, 2019 at 7:17 AM Thanks M. L. Glad you enjoyed it. Tom

Andrea Dietrich December 12, 2019 at 7:15 PM was this contest judged yet? I can't remember. I saw this one before and I think it deserves a WIN! Tom Cunningham December 13, 2019 at 1:31 AM Thank you Andrea, Yes contest judged, it tickled Tanias funny bone and it placed 5th. Tom

Panagiota Romios December 12, 2019 at 4:53 PM I love it...Tom. You are more than humorous. You are one the kindest poets here! Panagiota xxx Tom Cunningham December 13, 2019 at 1:29 AM Thank you very much Panagiota, glad you enjoyed my humour. Tom

Curtis Moorman December 12, 2019 at 6:17 AM Well, Tom, if Cinderella can have a ball, why not snow people? Oh no, my naivete is showing! Merry Christmas, y'all! See you at the Christmas Ball!

Curtis Moorman December 12, 2019 at 6:15 AM Well, Tom, if Cinderella can have a ball, why not snow people? Oh no, my naivete is showing! Merry Christmas, y'all! See you at the Christmas Ball! Tom Cunningham December 12, 2019 at 7:37 AM Haha, thanks Curtis, see you there, have a great Christmas. Tom.

Lindsay Laurie December 7, 2019 at 6:58 PM Crikey Tom ... some very hardy party goers in your limerick. The thought of turning blue makes me shiver - thanks Tom - Lindsay Tom Cunningham December 9, 2019 at 4:03 AM Haha, no fear of you shivering, enjoy your summer, just going out to deice the car lol. Tom

Jennifer Proxenos December 7, 2019 at 2:32 PM Lot's of naughty influence on soup me thinks - a really fun poem! Congratulations Tom. Blessings, Jennifer. Tom Cunningham December 9, 2019 at 4:02 AM Thanks Jennifer, it's others on here leading me bad ways lol. Tom

Kim Rodrigues December 6, 2019 at 8:52 PM Snow funny! Tom Cunningham December 7, 2019 at 5:17 AM Haha thanks Kim.

Gershon Wolf December 6, 2019 at 12:12 PM 'Snowballs and snowboobies,' eh?! HILAROUS, my friend! You really do take the proverbial cake, Tom! Season's best! ~ Gershon Tom Cunningham December 6, 2019 at 4:32 PM Haha, not sure where I got the inspiration for this one. Seasons best to you too. Gershon. Tom

Caren Krutsinger December 5, 2019 at 6:09 AM Snowboobies! Love this so much Tom! Tom Cunningham December 5, 2019 at 6:45 AM Thanks Caren, glad you enjoyed it. Tom

Andrea Dietrich December 4, 2019 at 6:55 PM I like your naughty limerick! Congrats, Tom Tom Cunningham December 5, 2019 at 2:30 AM Thanks Andrea, was careful not to cross the line lol. Tom

Na Na December 3, 2019 at 8:51 PM Congrats on your winning poem Tom Tom Cunningham December 4, 2019 at 2:20 AM Thanks very much Gregory. Tom

Tania Kitchin December 3, 2019 at 8:30 PM Tom, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute and funny limerick! Tom Cunningham December 4, 2019 at 2:20 AM Thanks very much Tania, and for my placement also for hosting, there were some real howlers' on the list. You bring out the best or the worst in us lol. Tom

Silent One December 3, 2019 at 2:40 PM hahaha snowboobies..... you do great lims.. Tom Cunningham December 3, 2019 at 4:43 PM Thanks S.O. , happy I gave you a laugh. Hope all's well. Tom

Vijay Pandit December 3, 2019 at 6:33 AM Very clever Tom--enjoyed the humor--all the best. Tom Cunningham December 3, 2019 at 10:09 AM Thanks very much for your positive comment Vijay. Tom.

Demetrios Trifiatis December 3, 2019 at 3:30 AM Hahaha! Very witty! Imaginative my friend, Tom. Blessings. Tom Cunningham December 3, 2019 at 3:36 AM Thanks Demetrios, hope it didn't cross the line lol. Tom.

Anne-Lise Andresen December 3, 2019 at 3:18 AM - A wet ending .... I always enjoy your limerick, Tom :) - Good luck in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Tom Cunningham December 3, 2019 at 3:35 AM Thanks Anne, saw there was one space left, wish I'd had a bit more time. Tom