The Battle of Twiddledom

For Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Gump They rode their beasties thippity thump With snarling banshees close behind To save the royal Twiddle line! For Darken Gore the bastard prince Had brought to task his army hence To steal the rightful Twiddle throne And claim the kingdom for his own. They rode their beasties gallant men Of noble blood and Twiddle friend "For Dee and Gump!" the yell went up As they rode on thippity thump! The Armies met and so engaged And there the Darken bastard raged Amidst the sword and banshee fang The clash of steel and armor rang. The Twiddlites fought bravely through And flanked the Darkenites in two There, in the clamor of the fray The Twiddles two had won the day! And so the Kings of Twiddle land Withstood the Darken bastard's plan And Twiddle Kings rein till this day Or, so the Twiddle poets say. Timothy I. Brumley