The Bandit

Yes I am
The Bandit
Cornered the market in   Cool
And yes
Stolen the best seat in the house 

Now would you be a pet and fetch me a saucer of milk?




17.10.25

Composed for Julie Leigh Rodeheaver's
"Picture Prompt Contest: Write Me Something Funny"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Barden Avatar
November 9, 2017 at 11:41 PM
LOL - I love this, Mo - TOTALLY what's on his face! Congrats, my friend! :-) <3
Pigeon Tart Avatar
November 10, 2017 at 11:58 AM
Giggle, got a degree from Dr Doolittle ;) Thank you dear! xomo
Kendrick Avatar
November 8, 2017 at 2:36 PM
Cat's meow!!! Congrats!!! Sara
Pigeon Tart Avatar
November 8, 2017 at 11:05 PM
Giggle :) Thank you Sara! xo mo
Pandit Avatar
November 8, 2017 at 2:03 PM
Returning with congrats on your win, Maureen!
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November 8, 2017 at 11:04 PM
Thank you Vijay! :) xomo!
Lindley Avatar
November 2, 2017 at 5:28 AM
SO TRUE MY FRIEND. PEOPLE DO NO OWN CATS, CATS OWN PEOPLE. I have seen that and was always amazed at how the cat responded to my ex-wife's adoration. Excellent contest entry my friend..
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November 2, 2017 at 8:31 AM
My ex's cat beat up his ex (literall, viciously) they had to argue in fake happy voices till the cat wised to that. I was the first and only person other than him that she respected, and I WAS tested, knowingly so, I earned her respect lol
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October 31, 2017 at 9:56 AM
Very delightful and humorous poem, Maureen. It made me smile so broadly. Such a sassy write w/wit and tables turned bite. Mighty fine poem, my dear friend. Love and smiles always.
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October 31, 2017 at 12:38 PM
I love your love dear poet! Love and hugs xo!
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October 31, 2017 at 12:10 AM
Ah yes Maureen i have 2 cats and must constantly get out their way and their seats. I wish i was their owner but I'm merely their slave. I wouldn't give them up either. This captures the feline mentality perfectly. Great great poem.
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October 31, 2017 at 8:46 AM
I can easily picture that ;) My first dog was very cat like, people who didn't like dogs liked her. I was owned by a wolf-dog, now I own a dog...so much easier without the attitude! Thank you James, love your kitties for me! xomo
Hoffman Avatar
October 26, 2017 at 7:33 PM
I can just imagine the cat saying (meowing that is) to Julie~very creative and clever Maureen! Good luck in the contest!~Che :)
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October 27, 2017 at 7:56 AM
I know eh? Lol! I have dog and birds, no cats, but have certainly forged relationships with a few. Thank you so much Cheryl! A lovely day to you :) xomo
Marcum Wong Avatar
October 26, 2017 at 11:11 AM
This is a classic in describing how cats act toward their servants (owners). So cute! Your entry is outstanding! : )
Pigeon Tart Avatar
October 26, 2017 at 11:18 AM
Animal communication, body language, is a particular interest of mine LOL ;) Thank you so much! Delighted you think so :) xomo!
Fiery Avatar
October 26, 2017 at 11:06 AM
In just few words you have nailed it! Excellent! Thanks for reviewing my collaboration with Paul ..~hugs ~
Pigeon Tart Avatar
October 26, 2017 at 11:15 AM
I was channelling ;) Thank You so much! Cheers xomo!
Amah Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 7:01 PM
... like our old ever-new storyteller would say ... this pen is the winner's trigger ... Mau-re-en-me, keep fit ... cheers!
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October 25, 2017 at 7:11 PM
You're too sweet! Thank you so much :) xomo!
Pandit Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 6:17 PM
Pets always call the shots--best for a win, Maureen!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 7:10 PM
Indeed! Thank you Vijay :) xomo
Pett Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 1:30 PM
Brilliant Maureen, especially the last line, Just Purrrfect, GL in contest. :)))
Pigeon Tart Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 1:35 PM
Tickled! Thank you so much Roy :) xomo!
Lane Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 1:29 PM
Most cats are aloof, but this Bandit is downright beastly to the hand who feeds him. LOL Mo...good one.
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October 25, 2017 at 1:34 PM
I have no doubts :) thank you Lin! giggles and cheers! xomo
Allison Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 9:58 AM
ha ha ha this is priceless Mo!!! good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx
Pigeon Tart Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 12:19 PM
I hope Bandit himself might approve, not saying a cat's approval is in any way an attainable thing ;p Thank you Jan :) xomo!
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