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The Ballad of Gaston

Relaxing in my very own, rustic tavern Pondering with a mug full of beer After a day of hunting in a dark cavern With my latest kill of a rare deer Standing around on a bear rug was LeFou Chatting non-stop with his usual big mouth Most of the time, he's such a complete fool Why do I even bother having him around... Antlers in all of my interior decorating What's all really there for? As there's only one thing on wanting The most beautiful girl I could crave for It's going to be my precious trophy To have her and claim her as my wife She'll never refuse me, I'm so manly This is a must-win prize of my life Everyone in town will always adore me My beautiful muscles, strong must go on The most intimidating, definitely got to be YES! No one is more perfect than Gaston!

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