The Back Burner

If there’s one thing I excel at,
(I am really quite a pro)
It is using the back burner,
Which, in case you didn’t know

Means procrastination, baby!
Putting things off for so long
I forget I meant to do them,
Which I guess is kind of wrong.

Still, I do deserve some credit -
The ideas are all my own:
Swapping couches for replacements 
Or an upgrade for my phone,

Sprucing shelves up in the kitchen,
Ditching clothes that I don’t wear,
Having floors both stained and sanded,
Planning trips to who-knows-where.

Once I pounce upon a project,
I do research so I know
All the people I must contact 
So I’ll be all set to go.

You’d think gathering the info
Would present the hardest part,
But for pros like me, that’s nothing -
What we cannot do is START!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Watt Avatar
February 19, 2023 at 3:14 PM
I was going to take a class in avoiding procrastination but I never got around to signing up... love your poem!
Anaya Avatar
February 19, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Lol. It's work, but it's fun, after I get the feeling of accomplishment and is most satisfying, I love projects around the house. I wish that I taken that dirt-mixing class at the community college. I want to grow my own chili-peppers, etc. guess I'll just wait around and see. Lol
DiMino Avatar
February 18, 2023 at 7:40 PM
Such a vivid, living imagination, that, once the planning is thoroughly finished, it has already been experienced to the fullest. I know. I can relate. Love your poem! Joe.
Wolf Avatar
February 18, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Brings a wide smile to my face, Ilene. You have nailed the essence of the 'back burner.' Three cheers for 'unexpected delays!' Glitch, Glitch, Glitch! :) gw
Slaughter Avatar
February 18, 2023 at 10:42 AM
Been there done that! Oh, well, tomorrow is another day. Excellent piece, Ilene.
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