The Average Totally Normal Family

This is the family, The completely normal family, That lives just across the street, With a daughter, a son, a mother, and a father. The father, like any, is a unicorn tamer. The mother is, of course, the queen of fairies. The son is a hunter, a hunter of wild things. The daughter is a soccer player, for the national team. This family is completely average and normal, In all of their special ways, The one thing that weird, Is that they don't exist.