The Aussie Squatter
The Aussie Squatter
Arnold's an old Aussie squatter
Nowadays he just likes to potter
a vegie garden of corn
he's never forlorn
He's happy when the weather is hotter
The Delicate Art
I once met Martha McPherson
Hard to find a much nicer person
has the delicate art
to suppress a long noisy fart
Never involved in nasty coercion
Man with a Stutter
Max is a man with a stutter
Plays golf much skill as a putter
eighteen holes he's the gun
many tournaments won
His breakfast hot toast spread with much butter
The Lady with schmaltz
Jacqui's a lady with schmaltz
Decided she'd learn how to waltz
slipped on some glass
fell flat on her ass
For many years her teeth have been false
His Funky White Cocky
Billy, he's a local disc jockey
owns a bird, a tattooed and funky white cocky
sometimes it will rise
most times it just lies
Well endowed he used to play hockey
Decorates the Spot with a Freesia
This young woman who's called Alouisa
For many years she's suffered alopecia
no hair down below
nothing will grow !!!!
Decorates that spot with a freesia
She Had to Leave the Party
And there's Sara Paulina McClarty
She always so bloated and farty
it followed perchance
a small squirt in her pants
She had to rush home from a party
footnote: alopecia means hair loss
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