The Answer To All Problems
The Answer to All Problems
By Elton Camp
There’s no concern you can tell
That’s not solvable from e-mail
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About cancer cure your doc will lie
Our fine book will explain just why
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You might have Alzheimer’s disease?
Then this information is sure to please
Are you having trouble trying to hear?
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Arthritis making hard to get around?
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Unhappy with the size of your weiner?
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So whatever it is that you happen to need
E-mail will supply with the greatest speed
And to get the things you need isn’t hard
Just send the number of your credit card
And even if you find you aren’t satisfied
We will sure get rich because you tried
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