The 12 Days of Christmas
On the 1st day of Christmas my employer gave to me
A paycheck without an increase
On the 2nd day of Christmas my employer gave to me
2 tools from Tool World and a paycheck without an increase
On the 3rd day of Christmas my employer gave to me
3 silver crock pots, 2 tools from Tool World
and a paycheck without an increase
On the 4th day of Christmas my employer gave to me
4 sheets of sheetrock, 3 silver crock pots, 2 tools from Tool World
and a paycheck without an increase
On the 5th day of Christmas my employer gave to me
5 prelit trees
4 sheets of sheetrock, 3 silver crock pots, 2 tools from Tool World
and a paycheck without an increase
On the 6th day of Christmas my employer gave to me
6 dented doors, 5 prelit trees
4 sheets of sheetrock, 3 silver crock pots, 2 tools from Tool World
and a paycheck without an increase
On the 7th day of Christmas my employer gave to me
7 purple paint cans, 6 dented doors, 5 prelit trees
4 sheets of sheetrock, 3 silver crock pots, 2 tools from Tool World
and a paycheck without an increase
On the 8th day of Christmas my employer gave to me
8 stacks of plywood, 7 purple paint cans, 6 dented doors, 5 prelit trees
4 sheets of sheetrock, 3 silver crock pots, 2 tools from Tool World
and a paycheck without an increase
On the 9th day of Christmas my employer gave to me
9 kitchen cabinets, 8 stacks of plywood, 7 purple paint cans
6 dented doors, 5 prelit trees
...
and a paycheck without an increase
On the 10th day of Christmas my employer gave to me
10 copper pipes, 9 kitchen cabinets, 8 stacks of plywood
7 purple paint cans, 6 dented doors, 5 prelit trees
...
and a paycheck without an increase
On the 11th day of Christmas my employer gave to me
11 circuit breakers, 10 copper pipes, 9 kitchen cabinets
8 stacks of plywood, 7 purple paint cans, 6 dented doors, 5 prelit trees
4 sheets of sheetrock, 3 silver crock pots, 2 tools from Tool World
and a paycheck without an increase
On the 12th day of Christmas my employer gave to me
12 keys from hardware, 11 circuit breakers, 10 copper pipes
9 kitchen cabinets, 8 stacks of plywood, 7 purple paint cans
6 dented doors, 5 prelit trees
4 sheets of sheetrock, 3 silver crock pots, 2 tools from Tool World
And A PAYCHECK WITHOUT AN INCREASE!
Each day represents a different Dept in Lowes
1 Human Resource
2 Tool World
3 Appliances
4 Lumber
5 Lawn and Garden
6 Millworks
7 Paint
8 Building Materials
9 Cabinets
10 Plumbing
11 Electrical
12 Hardware
Just being silly one day at work, lol
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