That's Not My Elephant

That's not my elephant! What do you mean that’s not your elephant? My Ella has a long floppy nose. You mean a trunk, it looks like a hose. Ella uses it to suck up spaghetti. Having a long nose has its perks. It’s called a trunk. And I don’t think that’s how it works… She sucks it right off my dinner table. Oh what a fable… You don’t believe that I keep my elephant in my house? What would make you think that? And yes, I have some doubts. Well anyway, this isn’t my elephant. I’m starting to think you don’t even own an elephant. I plead the fifth. The Bill of Rights? Really? You do realize you’re in Asia? A class of 2nd graders have more wit. Say what you want, but that’s not my elephant.