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That's Not Helping

A prostrate exam is bad enough I would have called it off if able Sweating it out in the exam room Half naked bent over a table As the Doc came up behind me A rubber glove snapped in the air He said, "If you are feeling nervous," "Just pretend I'm in my underwear!"

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Date: 10/24/2018 3:31:00 PM
Haha love it!! Very funny and well written. I like your humor.
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Pat Adams
Date: 10/25/2018 4:52:00 PM
Thank you Derani, I like that you like it!!!.........80)
Date: 10/22/2018 11:58:00 AM
Hello Pat, your right that is not helping. It must be unpleasant to have that type of examination done. Have a nice day my friend.
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Date: 10/22/2018 2:10:00 PM
Thanks for commenting Darlene!.....80)
Date: 10/21/2018 10:17:00 PM
Lol! Ah you're a funny monkey ;D
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Pat Adams
Date: 10/22/2018 10:05:00 AM
Thanks Maureen, but actually, I'm just real hairy!!...80)

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