That Is the One

Man was walking around the library having a really good look He had looked everywhere but still couldn't find that book He ventured to the counter to ask the good looking assistant At first he wasn't noticed she seemed quite distant She was on the computer and on some paper she wrote As the man got a little closer he started clearing his throat "May I help you?" she asked the very nervous looking man "Yes" he replied with a twitch sweating from the palm of his hand He said "I'd appreciate it a lot if you kept this just between us I am looking for a book called Help For Men With A Small *****" Librarian looked up and answered "That isn't in yet I'm afraid hun" Then gave a look of dismay as he said "Yes, that is the one"