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Thanksgiving Turkey

A turkey unwilling to die, was clever and famously sly: he cried to the axe, 'No time to be lax, I'm needed to fill up the pie.' The butcher was tender of heart, and dropping the axe with a start, he said, 'I can't do this murder of you.' The turkey replied with a fart...

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Date: 11/24/2023 11:31:00 AM
LOL Jack. Love thi sone! Congratulations! :)
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Date: 11/23/2023 11:47:00 AM
Jack, a funny limerick set, congratulations on your winning placement!
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Date: 11/23/2023 9:58:00 AM
Very funny congratulations and Happy Thanksgiving
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Date: 11/11/2023 7:20:00 AM
Poor butcher. I think they need to set the turkeys free. I know then what would we eat on Thanksgiving? I know tofu. Thank you for sharing this one and for dropping by all my pages. Sara K
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Date: 11/11/2023 4:50:00 AM
ha haha hilarious indeed:-) hugs Jan xx
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