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Thank You Censors

Must thank the censors here on the Soup Been pushing the envelope lately Writing some naughties about bums and farts Allowing me to bend the rules slightly Letting you know I appreciate your leniently Like turning a blind eye so to speak But I have an affinity for off colour stuff Can leave me trembling and weak Must take a break in the middle of my writing To douse my head in cold water Temperature can reach one hundred and twenty That's when I'm glad for my walker So I'm gonna try hard not to be naughty For me that's really quite difficult No more bad words like pee, poop and farts In the future with you I'll consult © Jack Ellison 2013

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Donna Jones

Date: 1/2/2014 6:38:00 PM

Hey ..there sure is a lot of PPPPPPP going on here! So awesome! Too fun....you're grrreeeaaattt...oh wait...that's tony the tiger,,,,,your adorable..:-) :-) :-)

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/3/2014 10:02:00 AM

WOWSERS! What a sweetie you are Donna dear Donna! Thank you sweet friend xoxox

Sarai Virden

Date: 12/31/2013 3:13:00 AM

Without your special touches of naughty and nice, Your words of wisdom dipped in laughter... How could I get through my recurring sleepless nights? Your jests of pee are the double dose of "P" in my haPPy! Thank you for being exactly who you are my cherished friend. You are loved! <3 <3

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/31/2013 8:43:00 AM

Awwww! My life has been soooo enriched since meeting you my dearest sweet friend! And a double dose of haPPy to you toot! xox

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/29/2013 3:24:00 PM

hahaha, Loved it!!! you little stinker you.

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/30/2013 6:47:00 AM

LOL Thanks for the "stinker" reference... I try! Hope 2014 is filled with happiness and good times! Love, Jack xox

James Marshall Goff

Date: 12/29/2013 10:08:00 AM

Jacky me boy! Been drinkin' strong joe this holiday! -30 today! Keep the smiles comin! Matey! Jimbo

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/30/2013 6:49:00 AM

Glad to hear from you again, my friend! -30!!! Where do you live??? Have an amazing 2014 Jimbo!!!

Carol Eastman

Date: 12/29/2013 9:22:00 AM

Sounds great! But where's the fun in that...LOL... We know you'll always find a way for potty humor... Dragon wants to know if he breathes fire... does he need a walker? No! Dragon! You need a flyer! To help fly straight... LOL... Now Dragon! Remember the Christmas Spirit... Honestly! All goodness one day, and trying to singe my tootsies the next... Had on my bedazzled fireproof booties he gave me for christmas... They worked... Tho they do look a bit singed... Switched to my tennis shoes. Gotta run!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/30/2013 6:51:00 AM

The Potty King wishes you and your brood a very Happy 2014! Love and kisses, Jack xox

Russell Sivey

Date: 12/29/2013 7:28:00 AM

I have self imposed authority Jack, a great way to go about getting authority is through the self...lol...unfortunately this doesn't usually work with others in life, just yourself only! So I wouldn't try to go about using the self imposed authority with others, they may not like it! That being said, I better not use my self imposed authority for you, might not work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/29/2013 8:45:00 AM

Nope!

Russell Sivey

Date: 12/29/2013 6:59:00 AM

Ok, you can consult me, and I give you permission to use those words as however you see fit my friend! Those are definite fun words, and they bring definite humor to your poetry! I really loved reading your masterful poem here this morning! What a glorious piece, such a fantastic poem, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/29/2013 7:14:00 AM

That is oh so kind of you mind friend! Just a question... do you have the authority to grant me that? LOL