Terrible Service
She couldn't have been worse at her job
She clumsily flung her hoop earring into my husband's coke
While getting out her pen to take our food order
The coke was diet, when he ordered a regular
She was clearly trying to make a statement
About my husband being fat
Which was rude of her
She had 4 other tables
And the other 3 seemed to dislike her just as much as we did
I flagged her down at 06:27 pm
To tell her that the orange in my blue moon had a booger on it
She told me she had 2020 vision
And insisted the booger on my orange was only pulp
I demanded a new blue moon without a booger on the orange
And she said she would have to charge me
I grabbed my fat husband and stormed out of the restaurant
Because I don't want anything that isn't free
What a terrible waitress
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