Terrible Service

She couldn't have been worse at her job She clumsily flung her hoop earring into my husband's coke While getting out her pen to take our food order The coke was diet, when he ordered a regular She was clearly trying to make a statement About my husband being fat Which was rude of her She had 4 other tables And the other 3 seemed to dislike her just as much as we did I flagged her down at 06:27 pm To tell her that the orange in my blue moon had a booger on it She told me she had 2020 vision And insisted the booger on my orange was only pulp I demanded a new blue moon without a booger on the orange And she said she would have to charge me I grabbed my fat husband and stormed out of the restaurant Because I don't want anything that isn't free What a terrible waitress