Temptation Is Everywhere

Tho the ad said the shipping was free Alas, there was a processing fee And they said to you There is handling too And still you ordered it, don’t you see? And if they say buy one, get one free Just pay processing and handling fee Before you say yes Just look at this mess Added up, you’ll be paying for three! Think twice before you click on your mouse Before you bring it into your house Reviews say, beware Please read them with care Or instead of sheets you’ll get a blouse!