Notes:

This is a collaboration between myself and Darren White, I was telling him that Tim helped fix my iPhone and we came up with this hopefully humorous poem. The moral of this poem, is don't get an iPhone!!! LOL

.It was a pleasure to do this because Tim is such a fine poet, whose poetry often delves deeper in the human psyche than it seems on first read, and of Course to Darren who bleeds poetry faster than I can drink wine!