Tea Time

"Steeped" in resentment at usurious taxes, a Revolution was "brewing!"
History records that the Boston Tea Party was to be the Brits undoing!
An anguished groan was heard as barrels of tea were hurled into the sea!
Their grog of rum they might forego, but never their tot of tea!

Every pupil has read Longfellow's, "Midnight Ride Of Paul Revere!"
And his lantern signals to be hung in the belfry on that midnight clear.
"One, if the Brits approach by land - two, if they approach by sea!
We'll catch 'em by surprise, 'cause they'll be sipping oolong tea!"

A decisive battle was fought to a standstill at Bunker Hill.
Although the rag-tag Yankee militia lacked in military skill,
They fought like tigers, Sir William Howe could readily see,
As he pondered his next move eating his scones and slurping tea!

On a dreary Christmas Eve, Washington crossed the Delaware.
The Brits were celebrating and were taken completely unaware!
Caught by surprise in Trenton, they were unable to flee,
All because they had to have that inviolable break for tea!

According to historians and such like who like to keep score,
They found that the Brits won many battles but they lost the war!
Though the point is debatable and the Brits might disagree,
Would we be speaking Cockney, had they not paused for a cup o' tea?

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(© All Rights Reserved)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010


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Date: 3/27/2010 1:37:00 PM
Thanks for your reply. No offence - great banter thanks !!
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Date: 3/27/2010 12:46:00 PM
Very good! I must admt you've really hit a real weakness with us Brits and the lovely tea ! But perhaps if it weren't for us instead of near Cockney as you are ,it might be Froggie ! All the Best !
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Date: 3/27/2010 6:28:00 AM
Well written, I didn't know their infatuation for tea LOL
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Date: 3/26/2010 8:05:00 PM
Another great history lesson. I think I'l go have a cup of tea! Have a good weekend Bob.
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Date: 3/26/2010 6:43:00 PM
If they taught history in school by reading poems like this..it would be the best incentive for kids to learn. Wonderful job..I am going to put this in my fav's file. BG
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Date: 3/26/2010 5:56:00 PM
Hilarious (and knowledgeable) take on our history and heritage, Robert! (and you are probably right too!)...Tea Time! - Tim
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