Tea Bag

Somebody took my teabag, the only one I had, Just what kind of scuzzbag, could be that much a cad? I only had the one, you see, and used it 18 times now I got the problem, of finding something that rhymes Oh Bag-Thief, are you from Bagdad? is that the reason why? You want to get even with Bushie, and so you make me cry? Just send me my forlorn teabag, no questions will I ask... It is a simple thing I seek, I'm sure you're up to this task and a word to my dear friends, on my grammer, punctuation, too, may not be up to your standards, and from this I'll try to eschew but remember just one thing under the sun there's little new it"s a take it or leave it proposition, that's what I have to say to you!!