Ta-Ra-Ra Boom-De-Ay

Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay 
  It’s Happy Mother’s Day
Mom stays in bed all day
  while we all swing and sway

We serve her brunch in bed
  not much to munch, it’s Bad!
Then we break all the dishes
  and feed the cat goldfishes

We go outside and play
  in a big lightning storm
The baby’s electrocuted
  Ha-ha, can't cry now, he’s muted

Into the basement we sneaked
  to take an illegal peak
at crazy dad’s latest experiment
  Mom's wedding ring's now rubber cement 

Time to take Mom to dinner
  We picked a real winner
Too bad the place closed last year
  They served great pickles and beer

Well, that wraps up Mother’s Day…
   'Til a tornado blows our house away
Mom cries uncontrollably
   ~ Thanks for the memories
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Krutsinger Avatar
May 5, 2022 at 10:38 AM
Very nicely done Gershon
Wolf Avatar
May 5, 2022 at 3:08 PM
Want to be in our parade tomorrow, Caren?! You can play the cymbals if you like. ~ Cotton Ears
Hankins Avatar
May 3, 2022 at 6:37 PM
Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay...we gave the cat away!
Baker Avatar
May 3, 2022 at 2:01 PM
Well, you got the BOOM! right. I enjoyed your light Lyric, Gershon. Thanks for sharing, Bill
Wolf Avatar
May 5, 2022 at 3:13 PM
Better than the BOOMS Putin's giving out! ~ Drum Rolls
Watt Avatar
May 3, 2022 at 9:40 AM
LOL, but at least she knew you all meant well.
Ball Avatar
May 3, 2022 at 3:51 AM
Oohoohoohoo! And A Happy Mother's Day To You Too. I think I'd rather they forgot to do anything for me. Well executed. God Bless, JB
George Avatar
May 3, 2022 at 2:09 AM
Very interesting memories !"The baby’s electrocuted Ha-ha, can't cry now, he’s muted".... I am sure it is fictional....Quite amusing !
Wolf Avatar
May 3, 2022 at 7:00 PM
Yes, it's fictional all right. ~ Electric Cute
Rodrigues Avatar
May 2, 2022 at 8:24 PM
Oh my! You are in a jolly mood…lol
Wolf Avatar
May 3, 2022 at 6:59 PM
Have a holly-jolly Mother's Day there, Kim!
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