Tannery In a Bottle

A sad Reg Baker was kissed farewell by his wife and family,
before he boarded the evening train that traveled through his country.
He was as nervous as he'd ever been, because for old Reg you see,
had never traveled upon a train, and never been down to the city.

Unfortunately Reg's brother died and Reg vowed some time ago,
when he had succumbed to his illness, to his funeral he would go.
Bob lived out in the Western Suburbs; close to the city limit sign.
Reg would take a train to the city, and then ride a suburban line.

Reg sat opposite a well-dressed lady who had few words to say,
‘though she did mention this to Reg, ‘she rides on this train each day’.
What she failed to mention to Reg is, the train ran horizontally,
beside an old brick walled building that, was the Newmarket tannery.

Being accustomed to this daily journey, each pitfall this lady knows,
so she unscrewed a perfume bottle, and placed it beneath her nose.
She knew the train was getting closer, to pass the reeking tannery.
Reg began to take the odour in which made his eyes go watery.

He glared at the lady with the bottle, that she had held in place.
And after she unscrewed the cap; Reg deemed her a damn disgrace.
The stench is so overwhelming; Reg struggled for his breath,
so he shouted, “Screw that cap back on, or the stink will cause my death!”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020



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Date: 11/19/2020 8:49:00 AM
She was very mean not to warn Reg and share the information that a 'reeking tannery' the train would pass. How was he to know why she put the bottle of perfume under her nose. She deserved Reg shouting at her 'that she will cause his death!' Another great write Lindsay Hugs and blessings my friend. Jennifer.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 11/20/2020 9:09:00 PM
Hello Jennifer ... I grew up in a small town with a milk factory, and when it made casein, the whey was pumped to settling ponds and a railway line ran beside it. Instead of belled Longwarry, it was called Pongwarry - thanks once again Jennifer - Lindsay
Date: 11/15/2020 7:55:00 AM
Ha ha Lindsay: A new perfume to try, ‘eau de tannery.’ has a nice ring to it. Lol SuZ
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 11/20/2020 9:05:00 PM
Hello Suzanne ... I do like the name of your perfume but I don't think it will take off - thanks again Suzanne - Lindsay
Date: 11/13/2020 6:56:00 PM
fantastic humor. How do you think this stuff uP??
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 11/20/2020 9:02:00 PM
G'day Gershon ... I don't make many of the situations up but I fit the tale to accompany them, but the story line must lead up to the end. I have many people if I'm reciting out come up to me and tell me their own experience but not all are worthy of poems - thank you Andrea - Lindsay
Date: 11/12/2020 7:03:00 PM
Reg sure has a nose for the right thing to say at the right time! lol. Thanks, Lindsay. ~ gw
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 11/20/2020 8:56:00 PM
Correct Gershon; and he'll never forget what a tannery can offer either - thank you Gershon - Lindsay
Date: 11/12/2020 3:49:00 PM
ha ha ha thanks for the giggle I certainly needed it this evening:-) hugs jan xx
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 11/20/2020 8:54:00 PM
And I'm pleased that this tale gave you that giggle Jan - Lindsay
Date: 11/12/2020 12:12:00 PM
WELL done, Lindsay! Best laugh all morning! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 11/20/2020 8:53:00 PM
G'day Rico ... Glad to read your comment Rico. Company's don't get away with their 'perfumes' these days - catch you soon Rico - Lindsay
Date: 11/12/2020 4:53:00 AM
Haha love the punch line, youre the master at these Lindsay. Tom
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 11/20/2020 8:50:00 PM
G'day Tom ... dunno about being a master Tom, but I do love story telling sessions - thanks Tom - Lindsay
Date: 11/11/2020 4:40:00 PM
What an ungrateful oaf be Reg! Another masterful bit of wit from thy quill, Lindsay. Your writes always brighten me day - Bob
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Date: 11/20/2020 8:49:00 PM
G'day Bob ... if I can give you a bit of a giggle Bob, then I'm happy. If you've had the pleasure of being close to a tannery you'll understand the ladies actions - thanks again Bob - Lindsay
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