Talk! To the Horses

I was startled one day by a horse
While taking his picture of course.
So close had come he
Myself for to see,
We barely escaped intercourse.

A mare with a very nice fanny
meet a stallion who was very randy
when push came to shove
well...the two they made love
and gave birth to a fine colt named Candy!

While trotting one day 'cross the field
My mare caught her hoof on a wheel
thrown off I did drop
into a cow plop
face first and embarrassed for real!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 8/2/2010 10:51:00 AM
Congratulations to you on your win Deb in Tirzah Conway's contest "A Horse Is A Horse Of Course". Love, Carol
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Date: 7/30/2010 10:50:00 PM
So you added to this one, I see!!! What place did you get I wonder? I will have to go see LUv, Andrea Ps. I still like the first one best. haha
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Date: 7/30/2010 8:27:00 PM
Congrats, Deb. nice going. Ralph
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Date: 7/30/2010 12:11:00 PM
Congrats Debbie on your HM in the Horses contest .. a remarkable write.. full of adventure in every line.. so enjoy your special honor today TEACH.. with luv.. pupil...
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Date: 7/30/2010 11:11:00 AM
Hmmm, two poems insinuating a sexual act, and one about manure. Whacha got on your mind Deborah?:) Gongrats on you HM and watch out for them Bovine BMs!
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Date: 7/30/2010 10:49:00 AM
congrats on your Hm in the contest with this cute limerick
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Date: 7/29/2010 6:08:00 PM
I hope just a write and not a real life happening...Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my blog...Sara
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Date: 7/28/2010 11:06:00 PM
Deb. I like it better with the additional stanzas. It tones down the shock a little. And I think it is a creative solution to the contest requirements. As for the ribald, it embraces my angst...but that is life and humor. Love ya, Dane Ann
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Date: 7/28/2010 7:26:00 PM
Yes Dane Ann intercourse also means talking! Like Mr. Ed and a limerick is supposed to be a bit "obscene" LOL
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Date: 7/28/2010 6:05:00 PM
hahahhaha. YEs, THIS is what MINE lacked. If it were MY contest, it would be close to the top! Luv, Andrea
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Date: 7/28/2010 4:23:00 PM
Naught, naughty! I guess the Centaur's mom wasn't so lucky! Good luck in the horse poem contest with this limerick. Ooooh! NOW I GET IT THERE'S A PLAY ON WORDS XOXOX Dane
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Date: 7/27/2010 3:25:00 PM
You guys and gals do realize I am also PUNNING on the word intercourse as indicated by the title aye? ;)
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Date: 7/27/2010 2:16:00 PM
I fancy this may have been a sawhorse, or a rocking horse, anything but a stud horse. Enjoyed this one mucho. Love, Dave
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Date: 7/27/2010 12:33:00 PM
HAHAHAHA! Good one!
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Date: 7/27/2010 7:51:00 AM
Now picking myself up off the floor after falling out of my chair. LOL Shocking and funny. An equus moment. Great job!
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