Taking Out the Trash

I took out the trash After making some cash I tripped over a bug I got bit in the leg by a pug I got up and limped back to my house A kid started laughing cuz i was wearing my wife's blouse I went over and punched him in the face His mom sprayed me with mace So i blindly walked home But then i stepped on a garden gnome I fell down in pain Then it started to rain I crawled into my livingroom My wife hit me in the head with a broom She told me to move out So i went to stay with my dad I went to his house to pout I was so mad I decided to watch some basketball on the tv i found in the trash My favorite nba player is steve nash I should've never took out the trash!