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Taking out the trash

I took out the trash After making some cash I tripped over a bug I got bit in the leg by a pug I got up and limped back to my house A kid started laughing cuz i was wearing my wife's blouse I went over and punched him in the face His mom sprayed me with mace So i blindly walked home But then i stepped on a garden gnome I fell down in pain Then it started to rain I crawled into my livingroom My wife hit me in the head with a broom She told me to move out So i went to stay with my dad I went to his house to pout I was so mad I decided to watch some basketball on the tv i found in the trash My favorite nba player is steve nash I should've never took out the trash!

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Date: 1/22/2016 9:24:00 AM
yeah this guy had a pretty bad one lol. shoulve never took out that dang trash smh
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Date: 1/11/2016 4:07:00 PM
Don't you just hate those bad days? An entertaining poem.
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