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Take Two and Call Me In the Morning

You go eight years to medical school To learn to cure our ills, But it seems the only thing you learn Is how to prescribe pills. A little pill for this disease, A little pill for that. A pill to make you skinny, Or a pill that makes you fat. A pill to stop your migraine When it feels your head will break. A pill to make you sleepy, Or a pill to stay awake. For every pill you give me There's at least one side effect. You keep prescribing on and on Until my body's wrecked. I do not want a life of pills. I hope you find a cure. But you're Big Pharma's drug rep; Of that I'm very sure. You need us to keep coming back, Gents, and kids, and ladies, So the money will keep flowing in To pay for your Mercedes. Now, let's get back to basics And cure our problems, please, Or I will find a new Doc, and He's going to be CHINESE!

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Date: 6/16/2017 8:34:00 AM
Great humor here Rich:)I have gotten to the point when I go to the Dr, I tell him straight up. NO PILLS:) Love the write!
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Rich Reitz
Date: 6/16/2017 4:36:00 PM
Thanks, Dan. I got disgusted by doctors that don't want to CURE our problems, just keep feeding us pills so they get kickbacks from the drug companies for every prescription they write.
Date: 6/16/2017 6:56:00 AM
I have got to get this to my acupuncturists office ASAP....THANKS FOR THE HUMOROUS COATING ON THIS HARD TO SWALLOW PILL.....
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Rich Reitz
Date: 6/16/2017 4:39:00 PM
You're welcome, John. Feel free to pass this one around to any doctor you come across!

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