Take This, Spenser

My husband's like to water, I to oil. 
We're masters of the knock-down, drag-out brawl. 
We just don't mix. I cause his blood to boil 
and he enrages me. The dude has gall!


From "Water and Oil," a parody of Edmund Spenser's Sonnet 30 "My Love Is Like to Ice and I to Fire" from Amoretti


Date: January 16, 2020
Contest Title: Arbitrium Divisa 6
Sponsor: Gregory Barden
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Gauthier Avatar
January 17, 2020 at 12:05 AM
Fun poem, Janice. Well penned.
Canerdy Avatar
January 17, 2020 at 8:17 AM
Thanks so much, Line. Janice
Wolf Avatar
January 16, 2020 at 11:18 PM
Love the parody better than the original, Janice. Superb rendering! Best wishes, Gershon
Canerdy Avatar
January 17, 2020 at 8:17 AM
Thanks a million, Gershon! Janice
Laurie Avatar
January 16, 2020 at 9:12 PM
G'day Janice … we wouldn't need lawyers if half the marriages weren't something like this poem of yours Janice - thanks Janice - Lindsay
Canerdy Avatar
January 16, 2020 at 9:38 PM
True, Lindsay! Thanks so much. Janice
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