Take My Money

I see your site say -
Error: call 1-800 to pay.
There goes my day.

Why do you ask me 
To give endless ID 
To part with my money?

Profit is your mantra;
So what if Santa
Wants to pay for my Fanta?

Forget Patriot Act bullarama
My $10 drama 
Is beneath Osama.

The “main menu”  loop
Dishes “valued customer” poop
Till my brain flies the coop.

It will be worth the court fee
To have the bankruptcy trustee
Take over from me.

And that’s when you
Will put a live person through
My ass to chew.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020



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Date: 8/23/2020 3:34:00 AM
This is very refreshing and Santa paying for Fanta is quite an interesting thought. I like your style.
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Sharon Keely
Date: 8/30/2020 9:22:00 AM
Thanks Kai!
Date: 8/18/2020 8:16:00 AM
Just enjoyed the LA flavor and mix of poetic styles. Keep it up.
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Sharon Keely
Date: 8/18/2020 9:25:00 AM
I hope to Jeff, thank you for reading and commenting.
Date: 8/17/2020 4:17:00 PM
Nicely done, very poetic.
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Sharon Keely
Date: 8/18/2020 9:25:00 AM
Thanks William!
Date: 8/16/2020 5:56:00 PM
lol. But these nincompoop-scoundrels know how to wreck our day -- and sometimes our lives. Well-put! ~ gw
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Sharon Keely
Date: 8/18/2020 9:28:00 AM
And would you believe Gershon, three days later, I still can't get a particular bill paid, despite every effort to THROW money at it!!
Date: 8/16/2020 6:15:00 AM
LOL!
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