Taco Bell

I think there is a new vibration, I can feel it right here on my stoop.
Can you smell it in the wind, I’m thinking it might be some poop.
It could be a sudden division, of a burrito that stuck in my bowels.
I’m feeling a little emotional, can someone please hand me some towels.

My eyes are beginning to water, if anyone should even care.
I’m starting to feel quite dizzy, I could use a little fresh air.
I shouldn’t have eaten those beans, they are known as a magical fruit.
They come in so many different colors, but I guess they all still make you toot.

Hurry and get off of my stoop, or you’ll experience a change from within.
When the smell has marginally decreased, then you are welcome to come back in.
I’ve experienced an influx of gas, please forgive me and try not to hate.
Lord help me I love Taco Bell, but that burrito I never should have ate.
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Kitchin Avatar
October 12, 2023 at 6:11 PM
Mark, Ha ha ha, a hilarious one!
Koplin Avatar
October 13, 2023 at 7:02 AM
The floater is definitely giving off a vibe.
Allison Avatar
October 12, 2023 at 6:57 PM
you are late to the party Tania... did you just get wind of this one lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Lane Avatar
October 12, 2023 at 4:52 PM
I’m going to keep upwind from your stoop. That stench blowing in the wind is stinkier than poop. I’ll leave towels just outside the door. My smile’s turned into a laughing roar.
Koplin Avatar
October 13, 2023 at 7:02 AM
Beware of the bean burrito floating in the soup
Allison Avatar
October 12, 2023 at 4:50 PM
omg I cant see for tears of laughter mark, this is hilariarse! wish i had thought of it but my pen is a bit constipated at the moment. hugs Jan xx
Koplin Avatar
October 13, 2023 at 7:01 AM
I was inspired by the poetry soup genius on this one lol
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