Taco Bell

I think there is a new vibration, I can feel it right here on my stoop. Can you smell it in the wind, I’m thinking it might be some poop. It could be a sudden division, of a burrito that stuck in my bowels. I’m feeling a little emotional, can someone please hand me some towels. My eyes are beginning to water, if anyone should even care. I’m starting to feel quite dizzy, I could use a little fresh air. I shouldn’t have eaten those beans, they are known as a magical fruit. They come in so many different colors, but I guess they all still make you toot. Hurry and get off of my stoop, or you’ll experience a change from within. When the smell has marginally decreased, then you are welcome to come back in. I’ve experienced an influx of gas, please forgive me and try not to hate. Lord help me I love Taco Bell, but that burrito I never should have ate.