Susan Ends a Loud Cell Phone Conversation
Susan Ends a Loud Cell Phone Conversation
By Elton Camp
Susan was riding the train home at the end of the day
She wasn’t interested to hear what a man had to say
He made absolutely no effort to keep his voice down
So what he had to say was heard by all those around
“Hello dear, it’s Peter and I sure am running late.
No, with my secretary I certainly didn’t have a date.”
It was along the same lines, Peter droned on and on
Trying to act innocent with his wife over the phone
Finally, Susan called out with a voice so demure,
But made it loud enough for the man’s wife to hear
“Peter, hang up that silly phone and come back to bed.”
That ended the conversation & made his face turn red
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