Surreal Barbie

It’s a plastic Nightmare
Without joints
Or a flipping’ heart
Intensely surreal

Barf at those
Fake smiles
Done by the outmost
Surreal lips

Literally Fake
And those Whopping eyes…
What are they? Just creeping me out-
They Look so…. So… Brittle!

I can’t endure
Her robotic walks
Like she has something
Stuck up her...

And there are those 
Teeth of hers
So uncanningly..White
Undeniably Luminous

And her ideal Love
Mansion
Vehicle
Pony!

I weep for the wimp
Who'se the gossip suburb Barbe
I'd like to see how she appears
Under all those Jimmy's and Choo's


But when I twirl 
Around
She talks!
And horns nurture from a flawless length of hair…
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Loveless Avatar
June 23, 2009 at 3:55 AM
Again I LOVE YOU Because YOU Are Brillitant! <3
Devonshire Avatar
June 18, 2009 at 6:56 PM
You have a great sense of humor! Love this! Carolyn (Blonde, but definitely not a Barbie)
Bess Avatar
June 17, 2009 at 2:54 PM
i like this one because this one is full of feelings
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