Superman 64

My neighbor's son used to be cool but not anymore. He stopped being cool because he loves Superman 64. He actually loves the fact that Superman has to fly through rings all day. He used to have a lot of friends but that lame game drove them all away. He has become an outcast just as his family feared. He doesn't understand that anybody who loves Superman 64 is weird. He keeps playing this game even though the N64 is outdated. He was once quite popular but now that popularity has faded. Girls refuse to date him, he has lost all hope of ever getting laid. And it's all because he loves the worst game that has ever been made.