Super Glue Mania

Super Glue works all too well, as I tried to fix my sea shell, it was applied very carefully an operation done dutifully, until Aunt Rosie called on my phone, asking for a one-hundred dollar loan, somehow the glue got on my ear and stuck to the cell phone so near, Aunt Rosie pleaded her case, as I tried to unglue the phone from my face, after she hung up I tried for hours and finally drove to the emergency room when the doctor looked at me with doom, he said I had a choice to wear it forever, or perform an operation to sever my ear which gave me non-stop chills, after a while he gave me some pills, I drove home and hit the sack, waking up hours later noticing I did not lack my ear and was intact without the phone, it was all a bad dream of another Super Glue mania trying to smother.