Sun Or Moon

SUN or MOON? Two drunkards were not aware of morning or evening. On one corner of sky full yellow disc was shining. First one was prompt to show ‘Sun is about to set.’ Second one objected ‘Moon is glowing its best.’ Both quarrelled but right answer was totally missing. On the spot third drunkard was seen to appear. Both approached to get the correct answer. First one told, ‘See, Sun is going down.’ Second protested ‘Moon wears golden crown’ Third one listened and tried to make clear Third replied ‘I am full and going to burp, but ready to explain you clear and sharp. I reached this area just today noon I know neither Mr Sun or Miss Moon How can I say who is going down or who is rising up? 04/08/16 Humor Contest Sponsor Carol Eastman