Summon the Sonnet Man

Batman had an "industrial flash light" Made in order to get his attention, And it did manage to light up the night, But it is not even worth a mention. The Sonnet Man has Twitter and Facebook And Myspace, just in case you can not tell That you can reach me anywhere you look, Or can reach me by electronic mail. So, my computer will always be on, And the excitement will emerge in me, However, I may or may not respond, Whenever there is an emergency. The Sonnet Man is a man of the times, Just do not ask me to fight any crimes.