Stumpy

I fell in love with a tree stump
It’s five foot two and lovingly plump
Wood is my life 
My wonderful wife
I clean the splinters in me teeth from her rump
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Sweetheart Avatar
October 14, 2010 at 8:31 AM
haha..so awesome Sidney ..as only u can create them.. and yes to answer your question on eating the pickles.. fathers experience sympathy when wives are in a motherly way..luv.. u are so funny... always making the "Sweetheart" smile..luv..
Culverhouse Avatar
October 14, 2010 at 6:14 AM
You like those stubborn types?? LOL
Neels Avatar
October 14, 2010 at 5:37 AM
How did you know I fell in love with one too? :) Love your witty write on the love of your life Sidney.. good luck for the contest hun :) Wilma
Mehta Avatar
October 14, 2010 at 5:24 AM
Very funny and humrous yet witty write, Sidney, enjoyed
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