Jenna Logan Poet Limerick

Studley: the Well-Endowed

There was a young queen who wanted a king
Would be scandalous if she had a fling
The needy royal chick
Gave her ruling real quick
When she saw Sir Studley's well-endowed 'thing'

The Queen took matters into her own hands
Making sure he'd agree to her demands
You must give me pleasure
And serve at my leisure
King Studley rises when the Queen commands


February 28, 2021
Two Limericks Contest
Sponsor ~ Tania Kitchin

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Eve Roper March 21, 2021 at 8:31 PM Awesome limericks, Jenna, well deserving win. Congratulations! Hugs Eve

Andrea Dietrich March 20, 2021 at 2:57 PM GREAT end line on the second one. GREAT win. Congratulations Jenna Logan March 20, 2021 at 4:08 PM Thanks a lot, Andrea.

Tania Kitchin March 20, 2021 at 3:49 AM Jenna, congratulations on your first place win with your hilarious and clever limericks! Jenna Logan March 20, 2021 at 4:07 PM I am so honored that you found my limericks worthy of placement in your contest. Thanks so very much, Tania.

Alexis Y. March 19, 2021 at 8:32 PM Hi Jenna, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your win:-) Alexis Jenna Logan March 20, 2021 at 4:07 PM Thanks very much for returning, Alexis.

Jan Allison March 19, 2021 at 3:36 PM Dropping back with many congrats Jenna:-) still think this is hilarious and so happy to see it get a top spot:-) hugs Jan xx Jenna Logan March 20, 2021 at 4:06 PM Thanks so much, Jan. Me, too!

Krish Radhakrishna March 19, 2021 at 1:13 PM Congrats Jenna fabulous write! rise and shine!

Mark Koplin March 2, 2021 at 11:45 AM That's a bawdy pair alright! Awesome limericks! Jenna Logan March 2, 2021 at 1:16 PM Thanks for stopping by and leaving your comments, Mark.

Lindsay Laurie March 1, 2021 at 3:09 PM Hello Jenna …. we know who will be ruling the kingdom from now - thank you Jenna - Lindsay Jenna Logan March 2, 2021 at 1:16 PM Hi Lindsay. The queen is for now, but I think king will find a way to get what he wants from her, too. Thanks for looking in and leaving your thoughts.

L Milton Hankins February 28, 2021 at 10:36 AM Jenna, you got yourself a winner here! This is just precious...and full of hearty laughs...everything a good limerick should provide! Good luck in the contest. Poor King Studley...I'll bet he's one exhausted man! Jenna Logan March 1, 2021 at 6:39 AM I'm betting by the look on Studley's face that he'll be able to hold his own with his Queen. Thanks so much for letting me know you enjoyed these, L.

Alexis Y. February 28, 2021 at 10:35 AM Lol! Jenna, These are two hilarious and bawdy Limericks.When the Queen speaks he rises to the occasion. Best wishes in the contest. Have a great day:-) Alexis Jenna Logan March 1, 2021 at 6:38 AM Thanks for letting me know you think these are funny, Alexis.

Tom Cunningham February 28, 2021 at 10:18 AM Poetry porn at its best lol (joking) Brilliant lims Jenna, limericks are supposed to be bawdy. Tom Jenna Logan March 1, 2021 at 6:37 AM Thanks, Tom. I don't have the courage...yet, or perhaps never, that Jan has for throwing it out there, but I like my attempt at bawdiness. ;-)

Victor Buhagiar February 28, 2021 at 8:15 AM Funny. Do give him a rest. Jenna Logan February 28, 2021 at 9:11 AM ha ha Victor. He serves at the Queen's pleasure. Thanks for visiting.

Jan Allison February 28, 2021 at 5:49 AM OMG lol bawdy humour at its best , this is so funny Jenna that last line is a knockout lol:-) thanks for the huge giggle:-) hugs Jan xx Jenna Logan February 28, 2021 at 7:03 AM ha ha Jan. I think I'll leave it as is since I don't have the reputation of posting porn like someone's been falsely accused of doing. Jan Allison February 28, 2021 at 6:45 AM I dont know who you mean lol:-) personally if I'd written it (and I wish i had ) then I would add bawdy but its up to you I guess:-) hugs jan Jenna Logan February 28, 2021 at 5:53 AM hmmm... should I add "bawdy" to the title? Thank you, Jan. I learned from two of the best limerick writers on site...wink.

Honestly J.T. February 28, 2021 at 5:46 AM Cool poem- JT Jenna Logan February 28, 2021 at 5:52 AM Thanks so much for liking it, JT.