Struck By Lightning Every Day

Last year, I got struck by lightning on the head. When I was rushed to the ER, I was nearly dead. Now I get struck by lightning every day. I guess I'm lucky not to have passed away. I get struck by lightning even if there is no thunderstorm. I've been struck so many times that I've become deformed. When it struck my nose, it left a big hole because it had to be amputated. Because of that, I can't succeed with any of the girls who I formerly dated. Being struck by lightning also made my teeth fall out and it made me go deaf. A man once gave me CPR and he damn nearly died because of my bad breath. When most people are struck by lightning, they are doomed. But lightning no longer hurts me, I guess that I've become immune.